To all those who have been offended, including the thousands of LGBT people who hate Barilla around the world, I apologize for and regret my insensitive action. I understand that it was hurtful and was not a genuine meal I would eat.
To clarify, I would like to point out that:
– I have the utmost respect for any pasta, without distinction of any kind.
– I have the utmost respect for all pasta and for everyone’s right to eat it.
– I have the utmost respect for all penne and spaghetti.
As a YouTuber, I consider it my mission to do parodies of as many idiots as I can – with love and respect – and to deliver the very best videos possible.
I take this responsibility seriously and consider it a core part of who I am as a comedy creator.
While I cannot undo my meal, I can poop it out.
To all friends, family, subscribers and creators that I have hurt or offended, I am deeply sorry.
Created for the Barilla Pasta parody on my YouTube channel